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Posted by Richard Kaloust on November 14, 2011 under Uncategorized

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” Steven Wright ^{[tweet it]}
“Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.” Steven Wright ^{[tweet it]}
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” Karl Marx ^{[tweet it]}
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” Les Dawson ^{[tweet it]}
“Marking dynamos for repair $10,000.00—2 hours labor $10.00; knowing where to mark $9,990.00.” Invoice from Charles Steinmetz ^{[tweet it]}
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost ^{[tweet it]}
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur’. That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” Ted Turner ^{[tweet it]}
“I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, ’cause ‘The customer is always right.’” Mitch Hedberg ^{[tweet it]}